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Friday, August 20, 2010

I use human skulls to cure HIV/AIDS ---- Herbalist


A herbalist, arrested by the Lagos State Police Command for allegedly being in possession of human skulls, has told how he used them to cure HIV/AIDS. Lamidi Alabi, was arrested by policemen from Layeni police station for allegedly being in possession of two human skulls.

Also in the police net over the same alleged offence was a grave digger at the Trinity cemetery, Olodi-Apapa, Lagos, Akanji Afolabi, 36. He was said to have tried to sell two skulls to a herbalists at the rate of N6,000, before he was nabbed.

A woman, who saw the human skulls in a polythene bag was said to have raised alarm, which led to Afolabi’s arrest. When he (Afolabi) was being tortured, he confessed that it was his master (Alabi), who sent him to buy the skulls.

Following his confession, police compelled him to lead them to where Alabi was arrested. He also led the detectives to arrest another grave digger, Moshood Adebisi. Afolabi had told the detectives interrogating him that Alabi needed the skulls to prepare concoction for the cure of various diseases. He also claimed that he used the skulls to cure HIV/AIDS, fibroid and deliver pregnant women of babies, especially, those that had complications and risked having their babies through ceaserian operation.

“We give them our concoction and they deliver babies with ease. I have never bought human skull before, but I usually went to the cemetery each time they were digging graves, to collect human bones. I grind the bones together with local chalk, skin of tiger, black soap, osun and mixed them with local gin. “Pregnant women drink it for safe and easy delivery. I use human skull with other herbs to cure HIV/AIDS. For cure of fibroid, we use the black soap, bits of human skull, ege, a special thorny yam, emu opiri, bala, lime, among others,” Afolabi said.

On how he was arrested, Afolabi revealed how he hired the services of a motorcyclist at Trinity bus-stop and permitted a strange woman to join him on the bike. And on their way, the woman inquired what he was carrying in the bag but he refused to tell her. “When I didn’t yield to her request, she raised alarm and the motorcyclist stopped and members of a vigilance group arrested me. The woman vanished,” he said.

Adebisis, who claimed to be a bricklayer said it was his first time of selling human parts. “It is a disgrace that I sell human parts. Though, the skulls are not fresh ones,” he said. Alabi, however, has denied any knowledge of the human parts business. The suspect, from Oyo State, said he only used of herbs to cure people of their ailments.

He said: “I’m a native doctor and Afolabi is also a native doctor. I only use herbs to cure diseases. He lied against me. I did not send him on such an errand.”

Ini Edo's Lesbianism Scandal..Husband Reacts Furiously


Mr. Philip Ehiagwina, husband to Ini Edo one of the Nollywood actresses in Nigeria has threatened to KILL the reporter of the story alleging his wife of some nefarious activities which include lesbianism, excessive smoking, drunkenness etc. The America based businessman, Philip called exactly 12. 36pm Nigeria time today and introduced himself as Mr. Philip Ehiagwina husband of Ini Edo.

He was furious that such a report was written about his wife and while the reporter was trying to seek for an audience in order to explain the truth of the whole saga as regards the said story, he started yelling and said “you have to get your facts right about all these nasty reports you often write about my wife, if you can get your facts right, fine, I wont make any trouble but if you cant, I will come to Nigeria very soon, in fact, by tomorrow, I am getting my ticket, I will come to your house and TAKE CARE of you one-on-one.

Are you the only one practicing journalism in Nigeria, you have always been reporting nasty report about my family; I know someone has paid you to do this. Let me tell you, I am the last born of the family of nine and I am from Edo, in fact, I am an Esan guy, I swear to you, I am coming home for you. I wont sue you at all so that you wont need to start begging, I am going to take care of you, I swear by the grave of my father that only death will not make me eliminate you, I am coming home for you soon….” Ini Edo’s husband whose job in America is questionable threatened the reporter, Michael Alonge

In view of this, I, Michael Alonge is seizing this opportunity to inform the entire public, Nigeria Police Force, Nigeria Union of Journalism, Celestial Church of Christ and my family that if anything whatsoever happens to me or any of my immediate or extended family, Mr. Philip Ehiagwina, husband to Mrs. Ini Edo-Ehiagwina, Nollywood actress and Globacom brand Ambassador should be held responsible. We shall update you as event unfolds.

R2BEES Ft Wande Coal - KISS YOUR HAND OFFICIAL VIDEO

Thursday, August 19, 2010

"You Better Be Glad We Only Deal Drugs"


A drug suspect said he and his colleagues did the country great service by favouring the drug trade instead of involving themselves in such deadlier pursuits as armed robbery and assassinations.
Ajayi Ghana, who was paraded in front of journalists Monday afternoon, blamed the prevalent economic hardship in the country for his involvement in the drug trade.
Twenty-year-old Paul Oluwatosin who was paraded with Mr Gana told newsmen that he was a scrap metal dealer who resorted to trading in hard drugs because it pays better. Another suspect, Akinwale Olalekan, blamed his involvement on the death of his parents who passed away when he was young. Five cannabis dealers were similarly paraded by officials of the Nigeria Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) in Ado Ekiti.
The State Commander of the agency, Bamidele Akingbade, said 73 suspects have been arrested since he assumed office in May, 2010 and that the Agency has discovered about 76 acres of land used as cannabis plantation. He said about thirteen drug abusers were arrested at Atikankan Area as well as at Motor-parks and other dangerous spots in Ado Ekiti, and those found culpable will soon be prosecuted .
He said his Agency is now partnering with the Police, Civil Defence Corps and Forest Guards to control the activities of those engaged in farming cannabis.

Give Me 15 Million Naira - Samson Siasia


Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) and Samson Siasia meeting ended in a stalemate Wednesday night as they could not finalize what the take home pay of the new manager the Super Eagles will be.

Daily Sunsport can report exclusively that after they agreed to offer Siasia a four-year deal that would culminate in his taking the Super Eagles to the Africa Nations Cup and World Cup, talks broke down when the national Under-23 team’s former coach tabled his financial demands to the executive committee of the NFF.

An impeccable source close to the NFF disclosed that Siasia asked to be paid N15 million monthly and One million USD as sign on fees aside an official quarters and an official car.
The NFF told him that his demand was too much and far out of what they could afford, explaining to him that the foreign coaches who were employed in the last three years were paid by GLO and PTF.

“We told him that that he had to reduce his demands drastically if he really wanted to coach the Super Eagles as the NFF cannot afford such huge amount. He refused to shift ground and we had to excuse him to leave since he was travelling with Heartland FC of Owerri for an African Champions league match in Egypt.

“In principle, we have agreed to give him the job but we shall continue the negotiation on his salary and sign on fee when he comes back from Egypt. I must also tell you that he impressed us at the discussion and we believe he would deliver, if he agrees to tour terms” our source said.

NFF Vice President, Obinna Ogba, told an Abuja radio station after the meeting last Wednesday that a three-man committee had been set up to meet with Siasia to finalize the negotiation with him when he returns and gets back to the board.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

I Don't Really - Silver Scotty

This is another brand new joint 4rm Silver-Scotty of Knock out recording group produced by Kidkonnect enjoy.....
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Monday, August 16, 2010

D'BANJ - ENDOWED (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

The official video for the Mo'Hits superstar D'banj. Enjoy and leave your comments below. Remember where you saw it first

Friday, August 13, 2010

"I Will Never Reconcile with 9ice" - Rugged Man


"I heard 9ice is in the studio recording a song to diss me but I don't want to believe it. As far as I am concerned, I will fold my hands until he does but if he dares it, then I will be forced to go into the studio and record a song taking him down memory lane and then people will hear what they never expected. For now I have no issues with him but I can't reconcile with him when he does the wrong thing. I can only reconcile if he comes and apologizes." Ruggedman tells City People Magazine.

Naeto C In Alleged Romance With Tonto Dike


TONTO DIKE IN ALLEGED ROMANCE WITH NAETO C
Controversial Nollywood actress, Tonto Dike is in the news again. A report by one of the nation's celebrity journals, alleged that the beautiful upcoming but popular actress, Tonto Dike and son of Kema Chikwe's son, Naeto C are now trailed with amorous affair rumour.

The romance tale which has become an issue in town has started sending signals to those who are said to have once romanced the musically talented dude, Naeto C e.g. Omowunmi Akinnifesi and others, to desist from him or face the wrath of the highflying and fun-seeker actress, Tonto.

However, information is reaching www.nigeriafilms.com that the man at the centre of the rumoured affair, Naeto C, has reiterated that Tonto Dike is a woman after his own heart and that he would not mind taking her to the altar to soleminise their union.

Reacting to the romance rumour, Tonto was said to have not met Naeto C one-on-one, she also said that she only knows him to be one of the good-looking Naija artistes. The report further stated, “Tonto denied the said affair vehemently and said that there was no iota of truth in the report” she was quoted to have reacted when she was probed further to comment on the marriage proposition Naeto C nurtures towards her.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

All I Need - Silver Scotty

Those who know Silver Scotty of the Knockout-recording group already know the guy doesn't joke, knockout has been getting good reviews already without dropping their mixtape yet, this is a lil something for you guys

LEAK: New Terry G Leak from his upcoming Project "Change Am + Do Anyhow



After helping his House of Ginjah crew to release their album, 8th Mainland Bridge, mr swagger the swagger too is also working hard to sango the system of his fans. This are 2 Solid songs from the ”Hitman” himself. Exclusively leaked on Myfunny9jastories
















Change Am


Do Anyhow

Monday, August 9, 2010

Kenny Keke Ogungbe Of Kennis Music Still Hasn’t Paid Up?

A music producer claims Kenny Keke Ogungbe, the founder of Kennis Music hasn’t paid him for the video that was done for Maga Don Pay. Well, the man is back with another video. In this one he claims that Kenny had given him a call and about half of the money that was being owed has been paid to him but he has to do a video to make sure that the other half should be paid. Taking it too far?