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Sunday, December 4, 2011

Gyrating Toto Vol 1 - African Comedians(Blak Jesus, Kanmi, Foxy P, Kapone)

African Comedians are a group of funny Nigerian Hustlers with no home training based in U.S.A ...... they were bored one day and decided to come up with this gyrating track....this track is deff gonna make u feel cement can be used to eat bread they hope u enjoy this track...it is produced by Jay Moh Productions, Tumi and Ola the Drummer Boy .................. u can also follow the African Comedians on twitter @IamKanmi @TheFoxHimself @BlakJesus @OfficialKapone






Tuesday, September 13, 2011

SplashJosh - Crushed Dreams

"SplashJosh wrote this song from past experience resulting at the fact that i couldnt pursue my dreams of playing soccer/football anymore, so i decided to go on ahead and talk about that. The beat/instrumental was by "The Game - My life" it caught my attention. This is another song of the upcoming "Schoolboys Mixtape (The First Chapter)" which is due before this year runs out. Also watch out for the next single "NobodyCares Feat lil' miss" coming soon"



Sunday, August 21, 2011

The Foxy P Show Interview Promo By Hubtune T.V

The Touts of the Foxy P show on Gidilounge Radio who do their show every Thursdays 9pm to 11pm are gonna be interviewed live by Hubtune T.V.....Stay Tuned!!!

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Meet This Upcoming Model - Kanyinsola Fakeye

Myfunny9jastories don't always focus on Comedy, Music, Acting....we also promote upcoming models, sometimes it's always about fashion, Style and also giving models the opportunity to show the world what they got. Meet Kanyinsola fakeye (Full name Oluwakanyinsola Fakeye), Born on march 8 1993 in Lagos Nigeria. She is 5ft 1inch tall.Dark Brown eyes. Dark brown hair. Brown skin colour. She is very Social and also known for her fabulously cute self. She also got inspired by the beauty of life and Fashion. LLM (Live• Laugh •Music)...She is also in her 3rd year in American University Of Nigeria(A.U.N) in Yola State in the Northern part of Nigeria....She is also gaining some more experience under "The Engager Entertainment Modelling Agency"....You can also follow her on  http://twitter.com/#!/kaybeee_












http://twitter.com/#!/kaybeee_

Mike Ezuruonye Unleashes The Dragon (LMFAO)

Africa Today Show #11 - Nigerian Wedding Commandments I

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Luminous C - Dreams Money Can't Buy

This is a freestyle of my upcoming Mixtape "R2R" (Road2Redemption) and also Presently In the studio finishing it up. It Consists of about 12 songs and I did it for ya'all Only.


Babseaketi - Bawse

Babajide Akeredolu but fondly referred to as baba or babse. This individual is currently pursuing a masters degree in chemical engineering at the Colorado School of mines. Above all else, He consider Himself a lover of technology and photography. Making people laugh is somewhat of something secondary.On that note, when he is not in a serious mode on outlets such as twitter, he is known as HOFA - Harbinger Of FAaji (irunmole of faaji) and as a blogger, he tends to be referred to as Kolomental. He is not big on giving himself a bio or cred but until recently He was told He is the "King of Ad-libs" and like any rapper in the game, that would mean He has a crown abi? He accepts this crown through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amin. Dnt have a stage name though. He figured someone out there can assist.Sorry, He has nothing particularly witty to say. He'll let his foolery speak for itself.

:|Twitter handle - @babseaketi

Blog - kolomental.blogspot.com / dancil.wordpress.com



Monday, June 20, 2011

Detox - Too Bad

Detox Da hitmaker is a 20 years old, producer and rapper. Detox is a 2nd year pre -pharmacy student at Indiana University-Purdue University and he is unsigned. His first single - TOO BAD was produced by him. He is a member of a duo - group called Kardinal Cings, he is a very popular producer among the african community in MD.

Olusegun OlofinkuaTripz Ent.follow on twitter:

@SHEGZYDEDON @kardinalcings




LMAO --- Miss Beautiful Girl In Nigeria Spoof

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Sunday, June 12, 2011

SplashJosh - Hunnit

SplashJosh is back with a brand new track titled Hunnit....He said "This song "hunnit" was originally made by the rappers "Wale & meek mill" the beat was really catchy and sick so i thought i would do something off this. the moment when i recorded it in the studio i knew i should put it out and also include it on the mixtape. Schoolboys which is due later this summer, after i release the single single." PLS I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU SHOWED ME SOME LOVE AND POST THIS.... GOD BLESS*

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Kanye West Signs D'Banj to G.O.O.D. Music



American rapper, singer, and record producer, Kanye West has today finalized his interest to sign one of Nigeria’s biggest hip-hop artiste, Dapo Oyebanjo popularly known as D’Banj to his Good Music Entertainment, a production, management and record label outfit. “GOOD” is an acronym for “Getting Out Our Dreams”.

Speaking to D’Banj’s manager, Sunday Are of List Entertainment, he confirmed that there have been talks recently but D’Banj officially signed the contract today. “Yes there have been discussions between the two parties lately. They have been exchanging contracts but now the wait is over, he said. It so happened that Kanye West & D’Banj birthday (a day apart) is today! So i guess this was planned.

Sources also revealed that Kanye is interested in working with Don Jazzy. We heard he wants him to produce a song on the collaboration album he is working on with Jay Z.

John Legend and Common were the first to sign to the management and production company. Their albums “Get Lifted and Be” (both executive-produced by West) were both critically acclaimed and combined were nominated for 7 Grammy Award nominations. “Get Lifted” had three nominations and “Be” had four.
SOURCE: http://slumz.boxden.com/f87/kanye-west-signs-nigerian-artist-dbanj-g-o-o-d-music-1559345/

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

(Exclusive) KD Baba feat Fuji Balinga - Fuji Love

This tune is some crazy jam, it is a mixture of RnB and Fuji... KD Baba also known as Oluseun Komolafe,the son of a professor has got it going on in his music world.His unique voice and his versatile,undeniable, talent has taken him the front of the pack making him stand out amongst others in today's music industry.As far as he can remember,his been feeling music since he was 13yrs old.




Thursday, May 19, 2011

Thursday, May 12, 2011

(LMFAO video) - The Importance Of Wearing Shoes

Oh boy see school wey dem talk say it don dey since 1942...still the same, some kids don't eveb wear shoes mehn...the Nigerian Government mehn smh

Cara 'Titilayo' Harshman - The Oyinbo Girl That Speaks Yoruba Visits Lagos Market

LMAO @ the guys trying to toast her smh

Saturday, April 30, 2011

(Dry Comedy Of The Day) tiltled LOL

God help us o, was this supposed to be funny?

(LMAO) A.Y comedy skit - "Make I Hold Your Shoe"

‘Why I killed my gay lover'- Rafael Ikechukwu

















Twenty-one-year old Rafael Ikechukwu, on Thursday, said he did not regret killing his Spanish gay lover.
Mr Ikechukwu is being held at the State Criminal Investigation Department, Panti, Yaba, for allegedly slashing the throat of a middle aged Spanish man, Gafaru Anthony, who was in the country on the invitation of Mr Ikechukwu. Both men have been lovers for more than two years before the incident occurred on April 16. The relationship turned sour that day when the lovers had a fight at the Goti Gate Hotel at FESTAC town where they had planned to lodge for one week.
A quarrel reportedly ensued between the lovers after they retired to their room. Mr Ikechukwu allegedly overpowered Mr Anthony during the fight and slashed his throat with a broken bottle. Police officers from the Homicide Department at Panti, Yaba, were invited to the scene, and they arrested Mr Ikechukwu. The body of Mr Anthony was taken to the mortuary for autopsy.

Mr Ikechukwu, however, said he will kill Mr Anthony again if he resurrects. He said the Spaniard had exposed him to HIV, drugged, and raped him. "I met Gafaru in Ghana and we have been friends for more than two years," he said. "He came to Nigeria on the day of the presidential election. He said he wanted to come and carry out a research but it was a lie. We went out and visited places. He told me that his lover in Spain had contracted HIV and he is scared. I told him to go and do the HIV screening to be sure and he said he will do it when he gets back to Spain.

But on that night, while I was sleeping on the same bed with him, I did not know that he had drugged me. And after drugging me, he forced himself on me and slept with me. When I woke up in the morning and discovered what he had done to me, I became angry and confronted him, but he was taking the issue with levity. That was how we started quarrelling, he was the one who took a bottle and broke it on the wall. He wanted to stab me with it but I dodged him and broke my own bottle and stabbed him in the neck, so that was how he bled to death. I did not intend to kill him. I did it in self defence and I don't regret my action, because he would have killed me if he had the chance."

The police spokesman, Samuel Jinadu, advised residents to seek peaceful dispute resolution methods instead of resolving to violence and killing. "The case is being investigated by detectives from the Homicide Department at Panti, Yaba," he said. "The suspect will be charged to court as soon as we are through with our investigation."

Efforts to get the reaction of the Spanish Consulate in Lagos were not successful as phone calls and emails were not replied as at press time.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

"I Want My Child Abroad To Marry A Nigerian": - Nigerian Parents

SPLASHJOSH FEAT TEEKLEF - Heartbeat

Splashjosh, is a young rapper with ambitions of taking his music to the next level. Although this isnt his first song, but this is after a sucessful realese of "gbona felifeli freestyle"Splashjosh teamed up with Big upcoming artist (teeklef) to work on his first single called heartbeat also produced by teeklef. The song talks about his past love, askin her to comeback. Splash works harder towards his ambitions. A new mixtape is coming soon from him called “schoolboys” stay tuned.” follow him on twitter.com/splashjosh

Cossy Orjiakor - Me & You

Thursday, March 31, 2011

LMAO VIdeo:(Who You Go Vote For, Black Jesus orr Foxy.P)

You should see the end of this video...i cried laughing mehn #jesu

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Splashjosh - "Mo Gbona Feli Feli Freestyle"

"Splashjosh, is a young rapper with ambitions of taking his music to the next level. Although this isnt his first song but this is one of his hottest freestyles. Splashjosh was born and raised in Lagos ,Nigeria but he left there in his early teens to continue his schooling. Josh wrote his first rap when he was 15 but ever since then hes been on and off but for the past year he is determined and consistent with his music. A new mixtape is coming soon from him called "schoolboys" stay tuned." follow him on twitter.com/splashjosh " Mo Gbona FeliFeli freestyle - http://bit.ly/fDqIE8



Friday, March 11, 2011

(LMFAO Scene Taken From The Movie "BlackBerry Babes" starring Oge Okoye, Anne Macaulay and others) Igbotic International Bobo, Mugu no More

This will let the Naija babes know that we Naija guys no dey dull dey form Maga anymore lmao....i crazed watching this joint

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

GHETTO DREAMZ - (The DAGRIN Story) - Official Trailer

This is an official movie trailer of the Dagrin movie ya'll have been hearing about....The accident scene where the rapper lost his life was the last scene to be shot; the emotional-laden scene was shot around Mushin and Oregun.





Thursday, March 3, 2011

ALANTA MADNESS



(Lol) Unclevee Jokes

These are skits from an upcoming entertainer named Unclevee, i went through some of them and trust me they made me laugh like crazy, ya'll should check this out and please support our upcoming entertainers, comedians and the rest by commenting so they know where they stand lol...u can also follow him on twitter..... http://twitter.com/unclevee


Hon.Patrick Obahiagbon Interviews IBB






The Correspondent Interviews: "Goodluck Jonathan is not -------"- Yar'adua. Obasanjo speaks, kanu




Breaking News: Nigerian Millitary coup (spoof) w hon.patrick obahiagbon




Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon gets caught with Olu Jacobs wife *Spoof*

MTV Base - D'banj Talks On Snoop Dogg And More Stars

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Terry G - Apako Master

"Tile Tile make i knack u Apako" i wish i know what he means lol, mr ginjah d ginjah is back again with something to knack ur apako




Monday, February 28, 2011

Kanye West Working On Song With Don Jazzy And D'banj

No joke i had to check all their twitter accounts to confirm if this rumor was true or not, First it was with snoop dogg and everyone thought it was a lie...yes Naija Stand up!!!!
ur most loved artistes D'banj and Don jazzy are working on a collabo with Kanye West, Mohits is definitely killing everyone and doing everything to keep naija on tha map....yes Boss....but to confirm what i am saying go to one of these
http://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/42385222939066368
http://twitter.com/DONJAZZYMOHITS/status/42386944545665024
http://twitter.com/iamdbanj/status/42388166321258496

 

Video: M.I. - Action Film (Animation)

This is not an official Video of the song, but a fan made video, but i really like the concept tho, made me smh a little lol

(LOL video) Africa Today Show - Deliverance in Lagos is No Joke

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Confessions Of A Witch: We Helped Dagrin Succeed

















What do you get when a witch is on Youtube (a video sharing website where users can share, upload and watch videos)? She confesses about many things especially about late rapper, Dagrin. You also get mixed reactions in the form of “authoritative” analysis, illogical explanations, denials etc.
Lately, twitter was awash with info from Nigerians about “a witch” who claimed to be helping some Nigerians in climbing the ladder of success .

The “witch” (Esther Falodun) mentioned many notable Nigerians from Obasanjo to Babaginda but what caught many people’s attention was that Dagrin’s name is on her list as well as Fathia’s and Saidi Balogun in the video titled Asiri Nla.
Sources said the alleged “witch” died immediately after her confession in which she claimed to belong to the same group as Fathia Balogun and that she helped Dagrin to attain fame and popularity. Falodun said she had to cut him “short” when he did not honor his part of the deal.

Dagrin’s name in her list of beneficiaries surprised quite some people, because the deceased rapper died within six months of his rise to stardom. It’s indisputable that the late rapper became famous by featuring in YQ’s album in 2009. He established himself as an artist of note with lyrical rhythms and many collabos . His second album was a classic hit and many predicted he would rule 2010, but just when the fame and money started rolling in, Dagrin, whose real name is Olaitan Olaonipekun died few days after a ghastly motor accident at a Lagos hospital.

Falodun’s confession which is on CD is selling in Lagos and has resulted in a controversy about the authenticity of her confessions. Many believe her confessions were stage-managed.
Tunde, Dagrin’s manager, said the woman lied. “The whole thing was cooked-up . We don’t have time for people like that. The young woman also alleged she helped Obasanjo and Babaginda. How old was she to have helped these people? Secondly, she confessed in a room privately. A confession is not done in a room, it is done publicly. They are looking for what to eat” he concluded.

Ope Banwo said the video and confession CD is “riddled with inaccuracies, production and factual flaws” . “To be honest with you, the whole thing is fake. I have watched the video and I’m sure the whole thing is fake. The video depicted a woman who had been beaten . A chicken was beside the woman and it didn’t move for one hour. Does that look real to you…?


http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/showpiece/2011/feb/20/showpiece-20-02-2011-001.htm

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Oleku Featuring IcePrince ft Brymo (Official Music Video)

Nigeria 50-Year Anniversary - Lagos Stories Part 1 to 3

I know this video is not something entertaining or something amusing, but i don't know watching this video it gave me hope that Nigeria will some day be a better place for all of us, there is hope you know, It's funny how Nigerians still know how to have fun regardless of what they going through, i was really touched by the way people lived in the ghetto with no lights, food and water, at least some of us are abroad, even if things maybe bad but at least we still live good small, please watch this video and tell me what ya'll think

PART 1


PART 2


PART 3

Friday, February 4, 2011

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Nigerians held in UK for marriage, immigration fraud
















Ten Nigerians have been arrested by the United Kingdom Border Agency for alleged involvement in sham marriages and immigration fraud in the past few months, according to a statement by the British High commission, Abuja.

The statement said special operations by the UKBA had led to the arrest of over 200 foreign nationals, noting that those found guilty would be jailed and deported.

The statement said British courts had handed out jail sentences totalling over 12 years to Nigerians arrested in these operations.

The high commission said, “On December 6, Tunde Ayammiyi, 50, and Bukola Arinkanmile, 28, were sentenced to 20 months and three years respectively for conspiring to break immigration laws. Victoria Adesola, 34, was jailed for two years for her involvement in sham marriage.

“Two fake grooms, Olarotimi Ojugbele, 41, and Idowu Komolafe, 34, were also jailed for 21 months each for their roles in sham marriages. In Belfast, Patrick Ozegebe, 34, was jailed for six months for trying to open a bank account with a false Nigerian passport.

Juju Fails Armed Robber


Danlami Ahmed, has been arrested by the police for attempting to rob a new generation bank in Minna, Niger State, with the aid of Juju.

Ahmed was arrested on Thursday after using Juju to beat the bank’s mechanical and human security networks to gain entry into the banking hall.

Saturday Tribune gathered that the suspect who hails from Nassarawa State but was residing in the Sauka Kahuta area of the Niger State capital, was spotted by a bank official in the bulk room packing naira notes into a ‘Ghana must go’ he had brought with him.

However, the bank member, who saw Ahmed taking the money into the bag, reportedly tapped him on the back and asked him what he was doing there.

An alarm was raised, which attracted the security men attached to the bank, leading to his (Ahmed’s) arrest.

When questioned, Ahmed, who had the charms under the dress he wore, allegedly said he had been in the business for some time and that the charm was given to him by his grandfather.

He said with the aid of the charm he had the power to disappear from anywhere and would not be seen while raiding any bank.

The suspect was later led to his Sauka Kahuta residence where the police searched the premises.

A senior police officer who preferred to remain anonymous confirmed the news saying investigations into the matter had commenced.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

‘I Just Wanted To Pose With My Girlfriend In It’ - Car Thief
















A young car thief shocked the owner of the vehicle by saying he stole it in order to pose with his girlfriend.

Tochukwu Ejezie, 23, stole the red Kia Picanto car from Our Lady of the Holy Rosary Catholic Church, Oke-Ira, Ogba, Lagos, South-West Nigeria. He was caught as he was trying to escape with it.
But for the quick intervention of a police officer at a check point a mob on Monday nearly lynched the youth.
A parishioner of the church, Sister Nkiru, had hardly parked her red Kia Picanto car marked FW 171 EKY when Ejezie trailed her to where she sat inside the church.
As he confessed after he was caught, Ejezie trailed the owner to her seat. As she was praying, he took the key and drove out the car towards Ogba.
However, immediately he escaped, the owner, Sister Nkiru raised an alarm when she could no longer see her car key.
The church security guards mobilised members who were in the church to chase the car thief with their motorcycles. Some commercial okada riders also joined the search party. They went through all the roads leading to the church.
Luck ran out on Ejezie when the search party caught up with him where he was held up by the traffic at Aguda-Ogba, opposite Excellence Hotel.
He was almost mobbed but a police officer at a nearby police checkpoint and the church security guards protected him.
The Kia Picanto he stold.
During interrogation, Ejezie confessed that he was watching the owner as she parked the car, adding that he followed her and sat by her side during prayer.
“When she went for the communion, I picked the key and headed for where the car was parked. I did not intend to steal the car but to go and pose with it with my friends and girlfriend,” Ejezie said when he was taken back to the church.
He was later handed over to the police at the Area ‘G’ Police Command Headquarters, Ogba.
The suspect, however, gave the police an entirely different reason why he stole the car.
He said in his statement to the police that he wanted to sell the car and use the money to establish a business for himself.
Ejezie, who said he started attending Our Lady of Holy Rosary Catholic Church about three weeks ago, denied stealing in the church before.