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Thursday, January 27, 2011
‘I Just Wanted To Pose With My Girlfriend In It’ - Car Thief
A young car thief shocked the owner of the vehicle by saying he stole it in order to pose with his girlfriend.
Tochukwu Ejezie, 23, stole the red Kia Picanto car from Our Lady of the Holy Rosary Catholic Church, Oke-Ira, Ogba, Lagos, South-West Nigeria. He was caught as he was trying to escape with it.
But for the quick intervention of a police officer at a check point a mob on Monday nearly lynched the youth.
A parishioner of the church, Sister Nkiru, had hardly parked her red Kia Picanto car marked FW 171 EKY when Ejezie trailed her to where she sat inside the church.
As he confessed after he was caught, Ejezie trailed the owner to her seat. As she was praying, he took the key and drove out the car towards Ogba.
However, immediately he escaped, the owner, Sister Nkiru raised an alarm when she could no longer see her car key.
The church security guards mobilised members who were in the church to chase the car thief with their motorcycles. Some commercial okada riders also joined the search party. They went through all the roads leading to the church.
Luck ran out on Ejezie when the search party caught up with him where he was held up by the traffic at Aguda-Ogba, opposite Excellence Hotel.
He was almost mobbed but a police officer at a nearby police checkpoint and the church security guards protected him.
The Kia Picanto he stold.
During interrogation, Ejezie confessed that he was watching the owner as she parked the car, adding that he followed her and sat by her side during prayer.
“When she went for the communion, I picked the key and headed for where the car was parked. I did not intend to steal the car but to go and pose with it with my friends and girlfriend,” Ejezie said when he was taken back to the church.
He was later handed over to the police at the Area ‘G’ Police Command Headquarters, Ogba.
The suspect, however, gave the police an entirely different reason why he stole the car.
He said in his statement to the police that he wanted to sell the car and use the money to establish a business for himself.
Ejezie, who said he started attending Our Lady of Holy Rosary Catholic Church about three weeks ago, denied stealing in the church before.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
"AND I DON"T GIVE A SHIT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

My nyja ppl i was laughin ma ass out as i was postin this article, 2Face discusses how his Range was jacked and the rumors. Here is a snippet of the interview:
- Three women pregnant for you, Tuface hw u do am wetin happen???
Tuface: My own be say, I be human being; I dey live my life. That’s what maters to me.
- Are you denying or confirming the rumours?
Tuface: I am not confirming or denying anything. Anyhow they think it. My own is I don’t disturb anybody, so make nobody disturb me. I no talk anything; I just live am like that.
-But on TV, we hear you preach about, don’t you use it yourself?
Tuface: If I say use am na good thing I talk now, protect yourself. How you take know say I no dey use am. You know whether whatever happen, may be na me want am to be like so.
My nayja ppl y Tuface no dey practice wetin him dey preach because it is not cute to have children all over o.....but me personally i say Tu face carry go jo....wetin consine dem cane all the babes wey u see...........
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